Here are a few test shots of Michael as a doctor and a surgeon.
"Just take one of these and all of your problems will be over."
"If you really want to feel good, take two!"
"I take them myself, and look at me!"
"Okay, don't take them. See if I care."
"If you can't afford the operation, I'll touch up the x-rays."
"I don't know what you have, but don't give it to me."
"I'll turn my head while you get undressed."
"I wash my hands every couple of days whether they're dirty or not."
"You only have six months to live, or until you pay my bill - whichever comes first."